Kate's songs <33

So basically, I'm singing Kate a list of songs. I'm making her the list because she can't think of any songs xD This is the only place I can write it.. =]

Kelsey - Metro Station
Happy - Nevershoutnever
Jane Doe - Nevershoutnever
Thunder - Boyslikegirls
HeroHeroine - Boysliekgirls
Pokemon Theme
Hey - Backseat Goodbye
Such Great Heights - The Postal Service/Iron and Wine (Not sure which one yet..)
Vanilla Twilight - Owl City
The Addams Family Theme (Private Joke)
The Mast - Feist
Johanna - Sweeney Todd
Anyone Else But You - Juno OST
Big City Dreams - Nevershoutnever
The Train Song - Ben Gibbard & Feist
The Saltwater Room - Owl City
The Duet - Nevershoutnever
Fifteen - Nevershoutnever
Shake it (In Nerd Voice) - Metro Station

I apologise for this, just.. I needed to write it somewhere :P

Ode to an 11 year old poet.

Death Bed

As I lie on my death bed,

Pondering in my head,

Wondering what went wrong,

The plan three years long,

How did they do it,

Somehow they knew it,

The plan was brilliant,

But the soldiers resilient,

Those jewels sparkling,

My heart darkening,

I would have been rich,

If not for that snitch,

I heard his son shout,

Treason! Treason!,

And my heart filled with doubt,

They caught me, they caught me,

I heard my men flee,

I was cuffed and shackled,

The soldiers they cackled,

So I lie on my death bed,

Pondering in my head

1 Man. 30 Secrets. 30 Days. And a Vergina.

Hey guys. For the 4 of you that care, I have started a "30 secrets for 30 days" Dailybooth project. The idea came from the lovely and talented Veronica.

So far the secrets are:

Secret #1: Sometimes I don't feel emotion. I just tell myself to express the emotion i know i should feel so i don't seem weird..

Secret #2: I cannot hate. No matter what. And I never let go of feelings. D:

Secret #3: I am under the impression that I will push everyone in my life away before I die. I usually give myself a 1 year time limit for when i do something that fucks everything up. I believe I will die alone.

Secret #4: Chances are, if you're a girl, and I know you, I'd probably do you. Cus honestly, I can't keep it in my pants..

And no. It's not a good thing. At all.

Secret #5: I'm afraid of sleeping. Not the sleeping aspect of it. Just the fact that when I sleep it is an ending, it ends my day, and I have to start another day.

I don't like endings.

Secret #6: If you didn't know, I am currently going out with this angel. She lives in Canada. She is perfect. I want to spend the rest of my life together, life without her isn't an option anymore.

I apologise to the people who already know that, and are angry that I gave such a terrible secret.

When I was 14, I became an emotional wreck if I didn't spend an hour at least with both my parents. That was my relaxed state though, I used to stay up at night and cry myself to sleep, because I thought I didn't spend enough time with them. I don't know what set that off.

There. 2 for the price of one. =]

Secret #7: Before I met @KatiiChaos, I wasn't really very big on whether or not I existed. I didn't really care, and it seemed to me neither did others. =/

Secret #8: I think I might be bisexual. Just saying. Sorta attracted to selected guys. Like Sylar. He's hawt.

Secret #9: I'm fairly sure my mother knows about me and kate's "secret" relationship.. Which I'm not surprised about.. I'm very vocal about her..

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Also, sometimes I wish I could just leave. Which sounds really emo but idc. I would prefer be somewhere else..

Ohai.

To my 5 beautiful and smart followers;

I'm back.

Also, yes, Veronica will soon have a penis. I have seen it, it's amazing. We will post a picture as soon as the police stop looking for the people who killed and hacked the penis of a man off last week.

That's all. Nice to feel popular.

Soooo...

How are you all? Urhm.
Okay.
Diarmuid is gone AGAIN.
I'm becoming the new him, apparently.
It's quite lovely.
That's right.
Soon, i will have a penis.
And you will love it.

<333333333333333

Hey, you're hot. Can i have your number? Leave it in a comment bbe. ;)

Yes, that's right, I can pick up girls via my amazingly witty blogs.

Now. On to more pressing things.

I am so zomfg HAPPY!!

I love love. Don't you?

Not just because I'm in love, although the sheer force of that is enough to induce seizures.

Because the coolest person in the world is in love, and loved back.

So can i get a hell YES! for love?

I hope i can.

Ehem.

DON'T WELCOME HIM BACK.
Nope.
And don't call me Vergina either.
That is all.

Sruth Buan, O gluin go ghluin, snionn siad gan staonadh nuas..

Hello all! Yes, that's right, it's that zany, charming, Beautiful guy my 4 followers know and love. He's back, again. Did you enjoy Vergina's bloggings? I like that nickname, let's spread it on the internet! lolwhut.

So, as some of you may know, I was in Irish college. None of you know what that means, I'm sure, so I'll break it down for you.

This is a map of the gaeltacht regions in Ireland. A Gaeltacht is a specific area in Ireland in which people generally speak Irish as a first language.

As you may have guessed using those intellectual minds which I'm sure all my followers have, the red circle with arrows was the place I was staying.

There are different irish college companies, and, not to appear biased, the vast majority are terrible. I was with a company called Spleodar.

The general idea of most irish colleges is that you get sent down to a gaeltacht for 3 weeks, in which you cannot speak english. The severity of this rule differs, but with Spleodar a full sentence in english is enough to get you sent home, resulting in your parents having to drive 6 hours or so to pick you up, which means they're pretty pissed off at you by the time they get there.

Upon arriving there you are put into "houses", these are the houses of Irish speaking families who allow you to stay in the house and feed you and whatnot. There is between 7-15 people in a house, with a "cinnire" also. The cinnire is like the head of the house, he/she isn't a student, but more of a part of the spleodar staff.

The Timetable of a normal day is as follows:

8:30 -> Wake up

9:00 -> Breakfast

9:30 -> Leave for college

9:45 -> Beginning of first class

10:45 ->Beginning of 30 minute break

11:15 -> Beginning of third class

12:15 -> Lunch

1:00 -> Leaving Certificate class/Various activites

2:00 -> Beginning of Sports/Special groups

5:00 -> Walk home for dinner

7:15 -> Leave for college

7:30 -> Arrive at college

7:30-9:00 -> Ceili

9:30 -> Dinner

11:00 -> Bedtime

Rinse and Repeat.

Overall, my time in Litir Meallain recieves a 8. Although I did hate being without internet or phones.

Good to be back, stay sexy.

Penis Enhancement.

“Only huge boners can reach g-spot imponderous‏”
I love e-mails like that.
But they don’t realize…
my penis is already too big for penis enhancements.
Sorry.
;P

Hm. I enjoy sexism.

Makes me laugh like a BITCH.
"How many men does it take to open a beer?"
Well. I'd say three. The answer? "None. It should already be open when she brings it to him."
Fucking great.
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman who won't do what she's told.
LOVELY.

Twitter, religion, and pregnant women.

So people are whining on Twitter about losing followers. "WAAHHHHH WAAAHHHH EVERYONE HATES ME WAAAAHHHH." Blahblah. Twitter is deleting n00dy p0rn bots. Why so srs?! Bleh. Making me mad.
Anyways. How have you been? Really? That's nice to know.
Have you ever noticed that people who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them?
A christian: "BELIEVE IN GOD. HE'S EVERYTHING. HE MADE YOU."
Athiest: "But i don't believe--"
The christian: "Fuck you."
At least that's how I imagine those conversations going.
Also, never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. They WILL bite your heads off.
Just sayin'.

Random thoughts.

If girls with large boobs work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin? When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride", but what do they say if two MEN get married? Can a black person join the kkk? When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party? Now, i know boobs, lesbian sex, gay marriage, and racism aren't the BEST blog, but seriously. I've always wondered this.
Aside from that, i'd like to say i got an amazing text from Christian. It started out with "Let me come over." My reply? "I'd love for you to, but i can't affored another bed, considering we'd break the one i have." Him: "Who said we need a bed? I'll just slam you up against the wall and fuck you there. Maybe take you to a shower. It'll be hot and steamy." My reply? It took me awhile to think of a response for that. I came up with this: "Fuck. Yes."
Aren't i clever?

Komm und rette mich, Ich schaff nicht ohne dich

Hello.
ZOMGSITSNOTDERMOANYMORE.
Yup. That's right. Dermo is no longer here. For five weeks, anyways.
:'( I hope you are all as sad as i am.
Anywho, i will be taking over for the next five weeks, and contributing to this blog 4EVAR.
:D
Hm...what to talk about? Well. I will talk about me.
Hello. My name is Veronica. You can call me V, Kay, Ronna, or just Veronica. I'm in like with you. That's right. You. I enjoy long walks on the beach, horse rides, and candle lit dinners...or not. Okay..i'll be serious. I'm a vegetarian. I don't sit on chairs, i sit on the ground. I wear bows and headbands around my head. I collect comic books. I wear skinny jeans and converse. I have glasses. My eyeliner is too dark. I text too much. I am bisexual. I know German, some Italian, and some Spanish. I'm half English, part Irish, part Indian, and FULL SEXY BBY. I like lions. I am extremely interested in weather, and photography. I've been singing since i could talk. I play guitar, piano, violin, the flute, and my voice? I am in love with my best friend, and only Dermo knows who this person is. I'm always the last one to say something when asked a question, but i have the best answer. I've had black, blue, blonde, red, purple, green, auburn, and pink hair. I have a loud voice. I also have a low voice. I am fourteen. I am a nerd. I can dead lift 150 pounds. I am what some people would call "classy". I don't act "lady-like". I have an amazing sense of humor, tbh. I have weird facial expressions and i immitate people's voices like a pro. I have horrible memory. I type A LOT. I laugh when people try to talk bad about me, but i can't take a compliment. NINJAS FTW. I am about 5'8'', and i have bright green eyes. And...i can't think of anything else. Any questions?

EDIT

Diarmuid: Lulz. She said dick in the title.

Pizz in mah pants.

I promise I will do a real blog soon, but I found this funny.

Brid: hi x

Me:CAN YOU STOP GIVING ME XS?!???

Brid: ok why?

Me: BECAUSE IT MAKES ME NERVOUS AND I PEE MY PANTS.

Brid: ...

Me: ...

Brid: Your kinda weird.

<333333333333

Hey, you're hot. Can i have your number? Leave it in a comment bbe. ;)

Yes, that's right, I can pick up girls via my amazingly witty blogs.

Now. On to more pressing things.

I am so zomfg HAPPY!!

I love love. Don't you?

Not just because I'm in love, although the sheer force of that is enough to induce seizures.

Because the coolest person in the world is in love, and loved back.

So can i get a hell YES! for love?

I hope i can.

H3y sexy b1tch..

$ jocelyn! says:

Stranger: wat r u wearing

You: a strap on.

Stranger: awesome

Omegle. Just do it. With me. Please.

Major-ific update

To people everywhere, this post pertains my father's day post. I do not feel that people should put up with abusive fathers, I only said that they can't help it. By all means, i would urge people to tell someone about it.

Thats all.

Glad I could clear that up.

Transfer season has begun..

Hello lads, good game today, except for the fact that you're all FUCKING USELESS!! Should have sold you all to tottenham when i had the chance..

In light of your pathetic display, I'm signing a new blog author (hopefully). She is the best of the best, the coolest of the cool, and a girl, so it's not some sausage fest anymore.

So please welcome, if she ever accepts the invite I sent, Jocelyn!

Note: I don't like football. I don't know why i referenced it in this blog.

That is all. - Diarmuid.

Who's bad?

Hey there. Not scheduled but who cares.

I'm in England, shopping my heart out, I bought some really nice stuff. This is not a social call though, well yes it is. I blog, it's social. Anyway..

Michael Jackson DIES.


Some newspapers are saying the doctors killed him, jealous of his money, looks, singing, all that 12 year old ass he got.. Who knows. Point is, he will be missed, anyone who follows me on twitter will know I got a bit annoyed that people made such a big deal of it. But then I understood, people felt like they knew him, felt connected to him, to them he was one of their close friends. So i was rather insensitive.

I apologise.

It's like when Elvis died, the adolescents at that time didn't care that much, he wasn't their generation, Michael Jackson is.

So who will our King be? Someone we already know? Heck, might even be Rhianna.. But that says alot about people these days.

Don't get me wrong, I love rhianna, I'm sure she is a lovely girl too, but she is a terrible musician. If you could even lower the standard of music enough to accomadate her.

I have seen her naked you know. I won't link you. But yes. Ohh yes.

It's a shame when people die. But I guess everyone has to in the end.

So really, I'm just saying, I'm sorry Michael, I shouldn't have gotten angry. Sleep well. You big black hunk of man candy.

Is est meus abbas, ego diligo meus abbas.

3 post lucky eh? Lucky how? I'm very lucky.

And that is how i start this blog.

FATHERS.

They're people, yes. As a child, fathers are superman, they are demi-gods sitting upon their golden big boy seats eating the mountans of food, while you sit at the kiddies table eating your mashed potato/carrot surprise. They are the last word on everything. Like it or not, everyone needs a father figure.

But then you get older, and realise, at some point in you're life, they're just people. I'm not speaking from experience, luckily for me, i have the greatest parents ever. Oh you think yours are better? They aren't.

They are people, and they get angry, and sad, and they have points of view which differ from yours. Fathers are given the biggest responsibility there is, and sometimes that's too much for them, they leave.

Some people have problems with anger, it's just how they are. I can understand the people who beat their children. Some of them. They never learnt how to express their anger as children other than to hit something, maybe when they were growing up they were taught to fight whatever was the problem.

While I understand this, I don't condone it. They aren't bad people, they are just misguided people. They need help, not hate. The fact is no-one can know exactly how they feel, only them. A child is born, they are good, they don't like pain, they don't like sadness, it is their experiences with their father, their mother, their neighbourhood, friends. No-one is born bad.

That's just my opinion, my friend mocks me by saying I hate the world and I hate people. I don't, I love people, the world is beautiful, but it's fucked. It's all going down the drain and everyone is powerless.

Ok, that's pretty emo.

It's father's day, and everywhere I go I see people insulting their fathers and telling everyone how much they hate him. It isn't their fault, as children, their fathers were probably the same to them, that is the only fathering they know.

My father is great. He started a charity, sending computers to african schools to educate them. He is brilliant, and he gets angry easily, and he has trouble controlling it, and we fight alot, but he is just like me, and I love him.

Please world, fathers and sons, let's have a party. A sexy party. Oh gosh that's disgusting, nevermind.. Lets go to a stripclub. And get drunk, and do drugs. And have fun with your father on fathers day.

Coming Soon to a Cinema Near You..

Just letting you guys know that, so far, i think my next blog will be on Fathers, for fathers day.

I hope to do one on:

The 7 deadly sins
Lust
Love
Star Trek
Sexuality
Suicide
Fathers
Pets
And many more which I havent come up with yet.

If you have any suggestions, please, don't hesitate to leave a comment with them.

Love, Lust, and Logic.

Hello again. I know, it's been a while. I didn't call. I get it. But listen. That time, where we had sex and I started crying halfway through and i pretended that my frenulum broke, when really it was just such an emotional time for me. Go ahead, google frenulum. You will enjoy it.

So i noticed 4 people have looked at this blog, way to help my self-confidence guys. Srsly.

Ok now, to blog. I know, do I have to? Yes. I do.

Logic vs. Emotion. Which do you decide? I pick emotion. I heart Emotion. Yes, it's a funny joke, i know. But seriously, the way i was raised, logic and common sense means fuck all when you're in love. I'm not going to focus on love though, however i might want to. I could write a thousand blogs about love. But thats a no, for now anyway.

As anyone who knows me knows, I love Spock. I love Zachary Quinto and I love Leonard Nimoy. So I loved the new Star Trek Movie. It also happens, as a kid, I used to love Star Trek, although i was more of a "Voyager" and "Enterprise" trekkie.

Getting back to the point, Logic. I don't particularily like logic. It's far too definite and emotionless in my opinion. I'm full of emotion, i experience things vividly. It's a gift and a flaw. What I do like is the ability to remain calm and to be detached from emotion. Honestly, Vulcans have it right, logically speaking. Emotion is needless, if everyone did everything logically, we would be incredibly better off, and we wouldnt have lonliness or anger or any negative emotions, and therefore lack of positive emotions wouldn't be a problem, because you dont know any different.

I constantly get angry with the world in general, for allowing such sadness to exist. I know, without sadness there is no happiness, but sadness to the extent of suicide? That's not right. Also, imagine your best friend, or one of your parents committed suicide, would you stand there and say, "Well, without sadness there is no happiness" or "Everyone goes through the same thing, some just handle it badly". You wouldn't. I deal with sadness and suicide being contemplated alot, and sometimes, i just feel like shouting "What the hell is wrong with the world? People shouldn't feel like this. Why do you do this??".

I am very religious, with that said i reject organised religion. Suicide is not a sin. God doesn't hate you for killing yourself. I understand why the catholic church would say this, and I see the effort. But it's a lie.

Anyway, the topic isn't suicide. The flaws of logic is the lack of happiness, it's the lack of love, it's the lack of empathy for others. Deaths would be seen logically, and as such, if someone had to die, to save lives, there would be no hesitation. The truth is, a world without emotion is impossible to imagine.

So, in short, you have to ask yourself, do you want to give up your life for mediocrity? I don't.

A study of men, from a man, condemning man, for being men.

Hello all, seeing as this is my first blog, I thought i would make it very special, and talk about a subject dear to my heart.

So I will start with a question. Do you mind if i show you a picture of a penis? Didn't think so. What about a vagina? More inclined? I'm sure even my women readers would think so.

Why is that? All of you browse the internet, I'm pretty sure most of you have seen ads for hot and horny girls who live in your area and who want to meet up and fuck your brains out, but only if you have a credit card, (they don't fuck no broke ass fool). I'm straight, and make no mistake, i love vagina, but it's quite odd that the world want to hide men's large, possible semi-erect penis. They do exist you know, they aren't just legends..

If i was a total tool i could call this censorship and demand anarchy, but I'm not, so i will just say that people dont generally find penis attractive. And so they shouldn't, scientifically, it's an incredibly enlarged clitoris. It's also ugly, its a massive redish/purplish growth hanging from in-between your legs. And don't get me started on testicles.

Anyway, my aim is not to educate you of the follys of having a penis, believe it or not. It is to pose the question: "Why don't you show men's crotches??"

One pioneering website, which i will now recommened for all your penis-loving needs, is one that forced itself upon me all throughout my 8 week stay in france, no matter the site, even youtube was not safe. This website, was called MeeticGay.

I am surprised to say the least that this point was not raised by many other gay internet users. In a study taken from my imagination, almost 79.5% of internet users are gay men. 78% of those, masturbate, 6 times daily. And so, world, I ask you; What about them? Where is their scantily-clad, 19 year-old, hornykitty waiting to play with them?

Furthermore, the needs of the 26% minority of both men and women, who lust for half female/half male "shemales" are hardly catered for. In my 3 hour long intensive study into this area, i uncovered 13 shemale sites, 24 gay sites, and 309 straight sites. This is hardly right, and shows the stranglehold the oppressive and corrupt Catholic church has upon the testicles of naked, sweaty, slightly overweight, and incredibly desperate 40 year old men across the world. This of course was a metaphor for the internet in general.

I believe i have raised my point sufficiently, and i would like, no, demand more men in tight boxers suggestively touching other men, while their eyes show the sadness and shame they feel every morning when they wake up beisde "chavo" and look at themselves in the mirror.

I hope all of you like this blog. And I hope the catholic church does not find my opinion insulting, it would not be beneficial to be excommunicated. That is all. Good night. x