Sunday, July 26, 2009

Hm. I enjoy sexism.

Makes me laugh like a BITCH.
"How many men does it take to open a beer?"
Well. I'd say three. The answer? "None. It should already be open when she brings it to him."
Fucking great.
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman who won't do what she's told.
LOVELY.

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