So people are whining on Twitter about losing followers. "WAAHHHHH WAAAHHHH EVERYONE HATES ME WAAAAHHHH." Blahblah. Twitter is deleting n00dy p0rn bots. Why so srs?! Bleh. Making me mad.
Anyways. How have you been? Really? That's nice to know.
Have you ever noticed that people who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them?
A christian: "BELIEVE IN GOD. HE'S EVERYTHING. HE MADE YOU."
Athiest: "But i don't believe--"
The christian: "Fuck you."
At least that's how I imagine those conversations going.
Also, never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. They WILL bite your heads off.
Just sayin'.
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